Posted by
mountain rose on Thursday, July 24, 2008 4:26:57 PM
(Sung to the tune of "SHAFT" by Isaac Hayes)
Who's the black candidate
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
BARAK!
Ya damn right!
Who da man that flew to Germany
To massage his own ego?
BARAK!
Can you dig it?
Who da man that will SHAFT
The voters for his favorite pet projects?
BARAK OBAMA!
Tax n’ Hiker!
Who's the cat that will cop out
When criticism’s all about?
BARAK!
Right On!
They say Obama’s married to a bad mother…
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Michele...
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
MICHELE OBAMA!